10 STRATEGIES

Tesco pre-mixed cans -  Alcopops for Big Kids 

Kombucha - The only time a yeast infection is welcomed 

Ritz crackers - It’s not the ritz we really want

Waze -  When you don't want to take the scenic route  

EllaOne - You're not pregnant party  

Bumble - When making the first move is encouraged 

Ad Blocker - Better protection than a condom 

Air fryer - The fat bastards favourite frier 

Pearl white drops  - A smoker's savior

Reggae reggae sauce - The Caribbean sauce that only white people use